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Moar Genuine Honesty

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 28, 2009, 5:53 PM
I stole the idea from :iconlazuli: lol. It's not a meme but I feel like doing it anyway because I'm in a bitchy mood.

SO, SOME THINGS I HATE:

1. Mary Sues.
2. Your original character, who is also probably a Mary Sue.
3. People who only write/draw/commission pieces of their Mary Sue in pornographic/near-pornographic situations. Seriously. Even nymphos have a personality, you know, aside from the sex. Not showing your OC doing anything else pretty much screams 'I'm a pervert and my characters are flat!'.
4. Mainstream yaoi. Holy shit.
5. The rape -> love cliche. There are a million things wrong with this and I could write a goddamn thesis on why I hate this idea so much. A THESIS.
6. People who use random art ganked off google/photobucket/deviantArt for their RP characters. Those are someone else's characters, not yours, and don't apply your miscreativity to something someone else worked a long time on motherfucker.
7. Sparkledogs.
8. Furries who make fun of other furries' fetishes by calling them unrealistic. BECAUSE WE SEE PEOPLE WITH DOG HEADS WALKING AROUND EVERY DAY IRL AMIRITE?
9. Artists who excuse their shitty anatomy skills with the 'IT'S MY STYLE' excuse. No it isn't. You just suck.
10. People who can't accept critique.
11. People who bitch at me about replying to RP's.
12. 99% of RPing in general.
13. People who only draw their OC's in emo poses. You're just as bad as the pornhounds. Maybe even worse.
14. Chatspeak.
15. 99% OF MODERN TELEVISION PROGRAMMING.
16. SPORTS.
17. Mary Sues.
18. When artists with no skill who draw the exact same animu girl with balloon breasts 87394238 somehow get insanely popular/make assloads of cash on commissions they put no effort into RAEG.
19. Most furries in general.
20. Artists who accuse other artists of copying them if said accused artist used even the same color that they did for a character. THE NERVE.
21. Not being able to think of anything else to put into this list.
22. Um um um essays. Which I will now go work on.

  • Mood: Hostile
  • Listening to: So You Think You Can Dance
  • Reading: Words
  • Watching: This screen
  • Playing: With Myself HUR HUR HUR
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Life

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19. Furfag. Artist. I like gay porn.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The land of banjos and Mark Twain
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Mountainous
  • Print preference: Tangible
  • Interests: Video games, homosexual erotica, beagles, rainbows, silly hats... Did I mention the erotica?
  • Favourite movie: Uh... That one. With the credits.
  • Favourite band or musician: It depends on my mood
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative
  • Favourite artist: Bbles. <3
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Frost
  • Favourite photographer: That one guy with the camera.
  • Favourite style of art: Unique ones
  • Operating System: Windows Shitsta
  • MP3 player of choice: Zune
  • Shell of choice: Turtle
  • Wallpaper of choice: Something I commissioned.
  • Skin of choice: Default Shitsta skin
  • Favourite game: Banjo-Kazooie
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Snoopy
  • Personal Quote: "O bby"
  • Tools of the Trade: WHATEVER'S CLOSEST

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